James Joyce created the ultimate black hole of English prose with "Finnegan's Wake".
Lou was kind enough to favor us with the aural equivalent. Released in 1975, this double LP of looped guitar feedback clocked in at 64 minutes (2 minutes would have been enough). If you need to clear a room, this is your soundtrack. Pretty bold move from Mr. Reed, though.
Here's side 1, for your listening pleasure. Dare you to listen all the way through. Enter at your own risk!